If that was your dad, he is hot
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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