She said her name was "party"
I just threw up on my dentist
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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