Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
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there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
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So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
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