normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
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Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
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at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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