hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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