Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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