I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
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