he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
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Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
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I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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