And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
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he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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