he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
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Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
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After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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