Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
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If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
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He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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