I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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