I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
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I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
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i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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