But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
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