Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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