Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
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Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
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I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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