You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Randomize