We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
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The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
In other news, I just burned my penis
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
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