She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
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had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
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This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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