just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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