were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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