ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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