I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
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Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
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Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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