Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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