Your mouth is God's brothel.
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
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So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
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Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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