Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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