I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
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