Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
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i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
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Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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