Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
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Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
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Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
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