No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
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My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
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And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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