the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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