that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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