Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
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As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
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Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
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