Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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