K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
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EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
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Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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