I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
