Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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