Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure