I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
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she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
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let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico