Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
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He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
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But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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