if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
is this the sara with the beer cane?
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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