Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
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He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
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i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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