I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
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Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
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My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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