I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
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I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
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bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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