is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
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How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
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well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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