ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
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At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
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Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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