Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
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