some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
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Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
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How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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