i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
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we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
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We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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