I don't think brook has ever known best
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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