Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Walk of Shame today included voting.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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