My friends, they love my intelligence
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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