If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
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I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
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Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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