Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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