Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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